Our Anniversary

March 24th 1990 we married.
This year was our 19th anniversary. Happy Anniversary to Us!
One more year of ups, downs ins and outs…And here’s too many more…

I made a promise, before God and men, that I would love you through thick and thin. For better or worse, comes blessing or curse, to have and to hold, and together grow old. I loved you then and I love you still. I promise again: I always will..


FUNNY THOUGHTS AND JOKES ON MARRIAGE

Marriage is a three ring circus:engagement ringwedding ringsuffering

The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.How do most men define marriage?A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"His father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."

Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.After marriage, the "y" becomes silent
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once

Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute

Marriage is grand -- and divorce is about 20 grand.

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

A guy went to a party without his wife. He heard another guy say to his wife, "Pass the sugar, Honey." and "Pass the honey, Sugar." He thought this sort of speech is a good idea.The next morning when he and his wife are eating breakfast, he said to his wife, "Pass the bacon, Pig."

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned, but then smiled, "It really works!"

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, He goes Fridays.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said.After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.